· Wal-Mart is your favorite store to shop at
· You can do 18 things at once
· You bribe your child with candy to get a good family picture
· You want to end everyday with a margarita
· Your last family vacation was to Chuck E. Cheese
· Every birthday party you attend involves a clown and juice boxes
· Your 2-door sports car becomes a 4 door mini-van
· You start thinking that showers are overrated
· Your children dress more stylish than you
· You count down the minutes until nap time
· You hire a babysitter just to watch your favorite show
· Your memory lasts for 10 seconds
· You sport the mom ponytail on a regular basis
· The last book you read had less than 10 words on a page
· The irony of “I will never do that when I have children” is laughable
· Germs are friends
· Your child’s consequence depends on your mood
· Date night is on the couch
· you eat in 20 seconds
· you cut up your husband’s meat in pieces
· you wear slippers to go shopping
· you get excited for school to start back up
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